Firelung06

Found this in a fellow Deviant's journal, and thought it could be fun. As a general rule, I try to avoid doing stupid stuff, but it seems like their definition of stupid may be a little different then mine... lol

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 6

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 13

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 21


Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 24

Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 27


Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 30

Level 12
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 33

Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 36

Level 14
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 40

Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 44

Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain (i wish!! XD)

SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 49

Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller skating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 51

Level 19
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 53


Level 20
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 57

Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 61

Level 22
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 64

Level 23
(x) Believe In Ghosts
(x) Believe In Aliens
( ) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 67

Level 24
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 70

Level 25
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 74

Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Some ones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR:77

Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 80

Level 28
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 84

Level 29
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 86

I've done 91 out of 120 of the stupidest things. XD (given I know how to count)
Repost this with the title:
I've Done <insert number here> of the 120 stupidest things

Pick 8 Original Characters. List them right here. Remember if you don't want to suck at life, don't peek. Feel free to insert names in place of the numbers. This is also a bit of a writing challenge. Even in the most impossible situations, think of each character's honest reaction and have fun writing it.

1. Stone
2. Ev
3. Killian
4. D'aray
5. Sorcha
6. Dante
7. Hailee
8. Sloan

I. Your OCs are taking a bus to the beach. : D With not enough OCs to fill a regular sized bus, you rent a short bus and are mistaken for some less than smart people. Who is the person to prove this a fact and who is the person to fix the problem?

Killian and Sorcha would probably be the ones to reinforce the image with Dante rooting them on in the background.  The fixers... D'aray would probably get Sorcha to stay still and quiet with the promise of something shiney later.  Killian... would not be allowed to leave the bus.  By any of the others.


II. The bus breaks down on the way. 1(Stone)and 7(Hailee) go off walking to the nearest gas station. What's the most efficient way to work together or who is most likely to fucks up the mission?

There is no possible way that Stone would screw anything up. (according to him)  He would probably talk Hailee into circles and convince her to stay on the bus while he did it himself.  Of course that would ivolve the manual labor of actually fixing the bus.  With his HANDS.  So he's get someone else to take care of it, all the while standing over their shoulder telling them they're doing it wrong.


III. The bus is back on the road. Whether it was one and seven's doing or the magical work of leprechauns, the beach party bus has arrived at its destined palace by the sea. 3(Killian) and 5(Sorcha) are sent to get the room keys. Does it happen, and how? If it doesn't, what happened?


Oh god.  WHY would they send Killian and Sorcha off alone for ANY reason?  Much less to get the room keys?  They would start out with the best of intentions...  Only to be sidetracked by a playground.  Or buffet.  Or the shiney marble floors.  Or the man in the tux. Or the shape of the clouds..........  No.  The room keys stay firmly behind the counter.

All: *groan*


IV. Finally! The OCs make it to the beach! The group decides to have a castle building contest and 4(D'aray) and 6(Dante) become the main contenders. Any skill whatsoever is allowed. Who wins and how? What prize are they awarded?

D'aray's castle would probably look like a mountain with holes.

D'aray: It's a dwarven castle.  Don't discriminate against my artistic vision!

While Dante would probably create a monstrosity of a glass castle, useing his pyrokynetic powers to melt the sand into the shapes he wants.  

Dante: I win.



V. Time for a swim break! Everyone grabs a floaty and head on in. But 2(Ev) and 8(Sloan) grab the same one and begin to fight for it. They realize the other one left is broken. How do they resolve this problem?

Sloan is far to chivalrous to fight with a lady... on the other hand... he doesn't swim very well.  And Ev would probably have some agression tward Stone she would have to misplace...

Ev: *kicks him in the shin*
Sloan: Ow! *makes her sink into the sand to her knees, grabs the board and runs*
Ev: *tring to pull herself out of the sand* Brave dragonrider my ass... *mumblegrumble*




VI. Nice swim everyone. Now it's time for fun BBQing. The food of choice is Hot Dogs. As everyone knows, 3(Killian) and 7(Hailee) are in charge of cooking the food. How long can each go making puns about the hot dogs before one breaks down in laughter?

Depends on how perverted they got.  Hailee would come up with cute ones about hotdogs barking and that sort of thing.  Killian... would start cute, then notice the shape, and probably get dirty, making Hailee blush furiously.  After that she probably wouldn't talk much.  Killian could probably go forever though.



VII. Everyone had a good dinner now time for some dancing. Everyone suits up in beach themed costumes.(Grass skirts, hawaiian shirts, bikinis etc.) When suddenly 1(Stone) and 5(Sorcha) realize they have the same outfit on, oh no! The outfit consists of a starfish bra (Think starfish instead of coconut.) a matching starfish print thong, shell-wear, lays, and grass skirt. Time for a walk off. Who looks the best in the outfit? Feel free to turn to the rest of the OCs for judgment.

Um... I don't think anybody wants to see Stone in that outfit.
Ev: *losing her mind laughing*
Stone: *calling his lawer*
I think Sorcha would win, if Big Brother D'aray even let her out of the changing room.  Particularly since most of the people on this trip are male.




VIII. The night moves along and the drinks are passed around. The group pulls itself together and decides to do truth or dare. (All truths and dares beach themed of course.) It's 2(Ev)'s turn and they pick 6(Dante). What is 2(Ev)'s question to 6(Dante) and how does 6(Dante) reply?

Ev: Truth or Dare?
Dante: Hmmm... Dare.
Ev: Ok.  I dare you to... um...
Killian: *whispers in her ear*
Ev: What?  Oh, that's a good one. *evil smile*  Ok, I dare you to say, "I love to wear pink leather" after every sentence.
All: *look at Killian strangely*
Killian: What? *oblivious*




IX. Everyone's been drinking for a while now. 4(D'aray) and 8(Sloan) are sent to go out and get more liquor. Either because they're the least drunk or because they can keep the straightest faces why hammered. (I'll let you choose.) What comes out during this brief period away from the group?

Yeah.  They're never coming back.
D'aray: MY KINGDOM FOR A WENCH!!!  *stumbles away from the beach*
Sloan: *Stumbles after, singing a tavern song with a huge grin*
D'aray: *joins in after the first verse*




X. It was a fun first day and night at the beach. So fun that the next morning everyone wakes up to find themselves in fun positions. Due to mostly revealing costumes + liquor+ good times, most of OCs are scantily dressed or naked.


2(Ev) Wakes up to find themselves laying on the back porch lawn chairs with 8(Sloan) in their very snuggly lap, with bananas in each hand. Walking into the house to find everyone else, they see 4(D'aray) and 5(Sorcha) on the couch atop of the each other. 4(D'aray) is holding a bucket of cold water near and 5(Sorcha) if pretty moist. Waking them up they all hunt for the others and find 1(Stone), 3(Killian), 6(Dante), 7(Hailee) in an empty hot tub with blankets pillows and all. 3(Killian) is holding sling shot tightly in hand. And 7(Hailee) keeps mumbling about a pineapple, and 6(Dante) is clutching tightly to 1(Sloan).


First of all what is all of their reactions. And what do they think happened?

Ev: Um, Sloan dude?  I can't feel my legs. *shifts*
Sloan: Wha...? How'd we get back on the beach? *goes to rub his eyes... and pauses at the banana* What...?
Ev: Can't breathe either!
Sloan: *jumps up* my bad.
Ev: *eyes D'aray and Sorcha* I know I'm new here but aren't they like... siblings?
Sloan: *pokes D'aray* I'm sure nothing happened.  D'aray, wake up.
D'aray: *shifts* Why is Sorcha all wet?
Sloan: You're the one with the bucket.
D'aray: *frowns and sets about to waking up Sorcha*
Sorcha: I don't wanna get out of the... pool.
Ev: Where's Stone?
Sloan: I think I see him in the hottub.
Ev:... How'd they get it empty?
Sloan: *shrug*
Ev: Stone... *pushes his head*  Eric! You're being cuddled!
Stone: *jerks awake*
Dante: *mumbles sleepily* I like to wear pink...
Hailee: *blinks awake* Where...  What happened to the pineapple?
Ev: There is no pineapple.
Stone: *frowns* Stop that.  *pushes Dante away, who falls onto Killian*
Killian: *jumps awake, sling shot at the ready*
Dante: *falls back and grins* You know you liked it, tightass.
Hailee: Ugh. *rubs her forehead*  I need to get home.  Now.  Stupid hangover...
Killian: Awww.  We're going home?
Sloan: You'd better believe it.
Killian: D'you think Jenn'd imagine us up a beach?  We could do this every weekend!!
All: *evil eye*
Killian: Or not.

... In case there's somebody out there. Haha.

I'm still here, kinda in a standstill on the writing though... I think I'll get back into it when I get back into school.  If all works out as planned I'll be in classes next fall, going to the same school as most of my buddies, old and new.

I have a bunch of ideas I'm thowing around in my head but I have yet to actually sit down and write...  Keep your fingers crossed for me. <3

1. choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. make them answer the following questions.
3. then tag three people.
4. feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

OCs:
D'aray
Killian
Korangar


how old are you?
D'aray: 31
Killian: 346
Korangar: 5,792

what's your height?
D'aray: 6'1"
Killian: 5' 5"
Korangar: 100', nose to tail.

are you a virgin?
D'aray: Not for a while...
Killian: . . . No, but I'm celibate. >.>
Korangar: I've had six clutches.  What do you think?

who's your mate/spouse?
D'aray: Yes, my Artemis.
Killian: No... I'm CELIBATE.
Korangar: My beloved lifemate, A'natak

do you have any kids?
D'aray: A son and a daughter... I hope there's not any more...
Killian: NO.  I AM CELIBATE!!
Korangar: Six clutches of three to five hatchlings each... So... 18 to 30 of my offspring populate the mountains.

what's your favourite food?
D'aray: Not crab.
Killian: Finally.  A normal question.  I like...  I dunno what I like O_o
Korangar: Enemy soldiers.   ... They give me heartburn though.

what's your favourite ice cream flavor?
D'aray: ... What? *blinks*
Killian: Iced... cream?
Korangar: Ice?  Um...

have you killed anyone?
D'aray: Nobody who didn't deserve it.
Killian: Not something I'm proud of...
Korangar: Enemy solders... Mmmmmm.  

do you hate anyone?
D'aray: Nobody still alive.
Killian: Only my family. >>
Korangar: Hate is... a human emotion.

have any secrets?
D'aray: No, not really...
Killian: A few...
Korangar: Every dragon has secrets.

do you love anyone?
D'aray: YES!
Killian: Once...
Korangar: My darling lifemate

what is your job?
D'aray: Pirate captain of the Gryffen's Eye, at your service.
Killian: Dragon Rider of Darkness for Queen Mercy...
Korangar: Dragons don't seek employment.

boy or girl?
D'aray: um... Man?
Killian: ...Neither?  I'm CEL-I-BATE.
Korangar: Girls do tend to be more tender...

what do you do to relax?
D'aray: Spend "quality time" with my Artemis.
Killian: Sleep.
Korangar: Curl up with my hoard and count my gems.


I TAG:

How does it work that I have almost 900 pageviews and only a handful of comments?  98% of which are from people I know in real life.

Just a question.